Getting Started
What it costs, what works, what doesn't. The realistic first season.
All 4 guidesContainer gardening, honestly explained
No yard. No full mobility. No patience for “easy and fun!” guides that skip the pot size. This is the site I wish existed when my first tomato died in a 2-gallon pot.
Four ways in
Everything on the site lives under one of these four. Start anywhere; they cross-link constantly.
What it costs, what works, what doesn't. The realistic first season.
All 4 guidesEvery crop, container by container — variety names and pot sizes included.
All 9 guidesBalconies, patios, rooftops. Honest about wind, weight limits and landlords.
All 2 guidesNo kneeling, no bending, no full grip strength required.
All 1 guidesStart here
Potting soil | 14 min
Ergonomic tools | 16 min
Light & placement | 13 min
Planters | 15 min
This month · August
Late summer is when containers either coast or collapse. Four things worth doing this week, each with the guide that explains why.
About
I'm Carsten — a builder who got obsessed with growing food in places that weren't supposed to grow food: a 4×6 balcony, a north-facing window, a friend's wheelchair-height planter. Every guide here is written from trying it, failing at it, and asking people who know better.
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Small Spaces 15 min Aug 2026
Round, square, wide-top or no-drill. Rated for wind, weight and whether your landlord will notice.
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Getting Started 10 min Aug 2026
Kale, lettuce, garlic, pansies. What to do with the summer pots — rotate, mulch, overwinter or compost without guilt.
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Plants & Crops 12 min Aug 2026
Highest yield per pot on this site. Which varieties, 10-gallon minimum, and the one hilling mistake that halves your harvest.
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41 vegetables, herbs and fruits with the pot size that actually works, not the one that “might”. Print it, stick it near your pots. One email a fortnight, no spam, unsubscribe anytime.